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Millwallsteve

Millwallsteve

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Had these jokes emailed to me today. <cheers>

Question - are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes; 11% said no; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."

Prince Harry says he doesn't want the usual fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a toss; he's still going.

Just £3 will buy water and food for a family in Africa. But don't let your heart rule your head. Morrison's are doing 4 Stella for £2.99.

100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.

Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch, grinning from ear to ear. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. "I just made love to the girl next door" he says proudly. "Well done son. I hope you were wearing something." "Yup" he replied. "A balaclava."

Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I've been ringing 0800 1730 for 2 bloody days. Why don't you answer the bloody phone. Girl replies, those are our opening and closing times.

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Well, its different. 'course, they would only go if you paid their fare, first class of course.

The second verse goes like this

:emoticon-0159-music We brought 'em all here from Africa
We brought 'em all here from Africa
We brought 'em all here from Africa
To help the white man along:emoticon-0159-music

As ye sow, so shall ye reap
 
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Lion of Brisbane said:
Well, its different. 'course, they would only go if you paid their fare, first class of course.

The second verse goes like this

:emoticon-0159-music We brought 'em all here from Africa
We brought 'em all here from Africa
We brought 'em all here from Africa
To help the white man along:emoticon-0159-music

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I appreciate the problems wth immigration at the moment, but the American blacks weren't exactly immigrants. They didn't queue up at the borders demanding to be let it, eh? They have had the rough end of the pineapple for enough years to be allowed to stay (in their country, not mine!)
 
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, at their latest meeting, declared that there would be no more 'English' weather. In deference to the number of eastern immigrants in the country, the weather over the British Isles will be referred to a 'Muslim Weather', part sunni, but mostlly shi'ite.
 
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Lion of Brisbane said:
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, at their latest meeting, declared that there would be no more 'English' weather. In deference to the number of eastern immigrants in the country, the weather over the British Isles will be referred to a 'Muslim Weather', part sunni, but mostlly shi'ite.
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