Jokes

[Millwallsteve]

Seeing as its that end of season quiet lull with nothing happening here's a couple of jokes to enjoy



As I rode past a field the other day I saw a scarecrow having a ****, I thought ****ing hell he's clutching at straws




The champions league final was just like world war 2, the English won, the Germans lost and the Jews suffered

 

[TC (Lovely Geezer)]

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Ken Bates leaves Leeds."
"You crafty ****!" said the fairy

 

[Millwallsteve]

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Ken Bates leaves Leeds."
"You crafty ****!" said the fairy

Might be worth putting this thread on the Leeds board as well TC so you can post the same joke mate!

Done!

 

[Ringo Lion]

Phone rings, Woman answers:
Heavy Breather; "I bet you have a tight twat with no hair?"

Woman ; "Yes, he's watching TV, who shall i say is calling?"