Seeing as its that end of season quiet lull with nothing happening here's a couple of jokes to enjoy As I rode past a field the other day I saw a scarecrow having a ****, I thought ****ing hell he's clutching at straws The champions league final was just like world war 2, the English won, the Germans lost and the Jews suffered
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Ken Bates leaves Leeds." "You crafty ****!" said the fairy
Might be worth putting this thread on the Leeds board as well TC so you can post the same joke mate! Done!
Phone rings, Woman answers: Heavy Breather; "I bet you have a tight twat with no hair?" Woman ; "Yes, he's watching TV, who shall i say is calling?"
