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Jokes about Sunderland

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  1. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat Active Member

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    Im pretty bored at the moment so I want to share these with you:

    Q: How many Sunderland fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows

    Q: Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at The Stadium of ****e
    A: It's the only place in the world with no atmosphere!

    Q: What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and Sunderland?
    A: Foot & Mouth got into Europe.

    If you have any please feel free to post.
     
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  2. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I like the one somebody posted a while back (might have been on old 606) about the Mackem hunters in the arctic, where the plane crashes because it is too heavy, at the same place as last year. Can anyone help?
     
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  3. Amnesiac

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    Sunderland have 11 jokes on field every match <whistle>
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Sunderland is just one big joke period!

    How many of us go over there for a night out and how many of them come over here for a night out?

    Say's it all really doesn't it!
     
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  5. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone buy the two Let's All Laugh at Sunderland books that came out?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, May 2, 2011
  6. Agent Bruce

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    Bought them for friends living down south.
     
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  7. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    I'm sure overseasToon was responsible for that one
     
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  8. UNITEDTOON

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    sunlun's a massive club!! hahaha
     
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