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totsfan

totsfan

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Mar 16, 2011
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when my granddad who was german,passed away,i stuffed alot of his stuff in a bag without looking and took them to a charity shop.the asistants smile suddenly stopped .How dare you bring this uniform of Pain,shame and humiliation into the shop.i stuffed it back in the bag and said,sorry i didn't know he was an Arsenal Supporter
 
a little boy in care was told he was allowed to go on holiday with his mum,he said he didn't want to go because she beat him.they got the same reply when they said he could go with his dad.he said i want to go with Arsenal because they don't beat anyone
 
A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.

I tried to help, but I could only knock one out!
 
a little boy in the bath with his mum said what's that hairy thing.that's my sponge said his mum.oh yeah said the boy,the babysitter has one,i saw her washing dad's face with it
 
Went to a 70's/80's night last weekend.
They played "The Twist" so I twisted. <party>
They played "Jump", so I jumped. <party>


They played " Cum on Eileen"...got lobbed out halfway through that one! :emoticon-0101-sadsm
 
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