Joke

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth fairy etc.

Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that **** anymore, thank God.


It's funny because it refers to God not being real.

P.s Hizmo is a homo

 

'That's not a foot'

...thought the sock

 

BTW - the fact that you felt you had to explain the joke ruined it

Would of been a good one otherwise.

 

I thought it was such a poor joke that i would explain it out of sarcasm. the main point of the article was to highlight that Jizmo is a homo

 

I know that - you seem to love Hizmo

 

I made some puff pastry yesterday...


Today I am making him fairy cakes...

 

enjoyable

 

Who in the name of **** is Hizmo?



Good joke, didn't need it explaining though.

 

Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up GOD, saying:

'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

GOD replies "We are over our quota on Pikeys. Go back out to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose among them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in."

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to GOD again.


'They've gone', he tells GOD.

'What?' says GOD, 'All 40 of them?'





'No, the Pearly Gates'.













You could substitute the pikeys for scousers if you so wish.

 

Recently discovered my sister is in to beastiality.....














well i'll be a monkeys uncle...

 

Whats the difference between my foster child an madeline McCann??


























Absolutely nothing...

 

nohlmans dad

 

Michael Jackson's girlfriend was heard to be devastated when she found out he died. She was quoted as saying, "first my parents left me in Portugal, and now this"

 

Rose West one morning was bringing out the rubbish and said oh ****, the arse is after falling out of the bag.
Whats the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II died a virgin.

 

Forty scousers arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Escorts and wheely bins.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up GOD, saying:

'I've got 40 scousers here. Can I let them in?'

GOD replies "We are over our quota on scousers. Go back out to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose among them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in."

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to GOD again.


'They've gone', he tells GOD.

'What?' says GOD, 'All 40 of them?'





'No, the Pearly Gates'.













You could substitute the scousers for pikeys if you so wish.

 

You talk about Hizmo in all your posts? How do you know hes such a homo? are you two close? are you trying to highlight his homosexuality in a way so we can pick up on yours without you having to admit to it because you think it would make life easier? it wouldnt.

 

A Manchester United supporting teacher asks his class how many of them support Manchester United. All of them except one puts their hand up. The teacher asks the one that didn't put their hand up who do they support, and the young lad says Liverpool.
The teacher says why do you support them? The young lad replies, because my parents do.
The teacher then says what would you be if your father was in prison and your mother was an alcoholic? The young lad replies, a Manchester United fan.

 

Because he is hizmo he made this name up, made a new account because everyone thought he was an absolute **** on the united board, kamran and nolhman have done the same

 

Or maybe there just 4 guys who all like to wum and it makes them feel better about their lifes, but you could be right and it could be only 2 of them