My Japanese girlfriend just dumped me. Oh well! Theres plenty more in the sea. budum chhhhhhhhhhhhhh. any beter ones?
What has this got to do with Utd? If you must make jokes about this (personally cannot think why) put it in the general chat.
Making jokes about things like this are perfectly normal (I'm told), must be why they are so many happy faces and people laughing every time I turn on the news. ****ing morons.
Michael Jackson's girlfriend was said to be devastated when she heard the news he'd died. She was quoted as saying, "first my parents left me in Portugal, and now this."
Watching news footage containing scenes of many Japanese men and women running aimlessly to avoid being imminently immersed in muddy waters. Is only a Craig Charles commentary away from being the best ever episode of Takeshi"s Castle.
