What do you call a street that has no Blacks, no Pakis, no Polish and no religious muslim's? Quality street..
There were two Brits, Gloria and Jock, whose plane crashed into a desert.(tight bastards on an economy flight) Luckily (or not) they survived unharmed. As they travelled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they spotted a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful (not something Gloria was used to). Gloria said, "They might help us if they think we're Muslims. I'm going to tell them my name is Mohammed. "But" clever old Jock said, "That's ridiculous, I'm just going to tell them the truth." They knocked on the door of the mosque, and were greeted by the Imam. "What are your names?" Gloria said, 'My name is Mohammed', and Jock said 'And I'm Jock'. The Imam said 'Hello Jock, you poor old man. My men will get you food and drink immediately.' Then the Imam turned to Gloria: "and Mohammed, happy Ramadan!"
