A kid walks into a Sports Direct shop and wants to buy a Prem league football, guy behind the desk tells him that they are 20 quid. Kid says I've only got a tenner, but asks if he can tell which team ball it is blindfoled can he have it for that. Guy says ok and after kid gets blindfolded he passes one over, kid, takes a minute or 2, sniffs and presses it, says I can hear cannons going off in my head so it must be an Arsenal ball, the guy is stunned as the kid is rights but says double or quits if you can do it again you can have it for nowt. Kid gets next ball and goes through the same routine for a minute or 2, says he can hear a cockerel crowing in his head so it must be a Tottenham ball. The shop guy is now amazed and tells the kid if he can do one more he'll get all Prem league team balls for free. next ball gets passed over the counter and after about 2 seconds the kid says it's a Newcastle ball, he's right of course. The shop guy asks how he knew so fast, was it the sound of a Magpie calling? no said the kid This one's going down!
