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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Aug 21, 2014.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Son: “Dad, we’re learning about prisms at school. They’re fascinating.”

    Dad: “That’s good son, because as a dyslexic black boy, you’re bound to end up in one.”
     
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    monacoger, Aug 21, 2014
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    <tumbleweed>.
     
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    Tina., Aug 21, 2014
  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    That really is quite alarmingly racialistic, did your good taig mate Malky Makay send you that ?
     
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    rogueleader, Aug 21, 2014
  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What is wrong with you ****s?
     
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    monacoger, Aug 21, 2014
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    We don't like strangers round here. Give it a couple of years and I'm sure you'll fit in.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 21, 2014
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Should be jailed for such a ****ey joke.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 21, 2014

  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    That is truly the pishest joke of all time.

    Truly!
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Aug 21, 2014
  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Didn't have a clue what you were on about, but just read the Malky thread a couple of minutes ago <laugh>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 21, 2014
  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No it isn't.
     
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    monacoger, Aug 21, 2014
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Booooo
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 22, 2014
  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I laughed buddy.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 22, 2014
  12. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Me too.
     
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  13. monacoger

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    Thanks pal<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 22, 2014
  14. monacoger

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    Knew I could count on you <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 22, 2014
  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I sNIGGERED...
     
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    Null, Aug 22, 2014
  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chick Pea?


    I would not pay £100 to watch a Lentil.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 22, 2014
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 22, 2014
  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Mick did that joke last week, but he said, I wouldn't pay a hundred quid for a lentil on my face.
     
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    monacoger, Aug 22, 2014
  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    **** you buddy <grr>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 22, 2014
  20. Don Kiddick

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    random
     
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