joke

Same Sex marriage

Fred and Larry got married in California.
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.....





. I gave him my airplane glue.'

 

****ing ***gots make me sick.

 

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funny

 

David was in his show and tell class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers,came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with
Some guy and make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
Other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to
ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Glasgow Celtic, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

 

That one doesn't work on so many levels.

If his dad played for Celtic the kid would be at a Catholic school in Glasgow where every **** was a Tim, even so they'd all know he was a footballer anyway.

 

Oh & its not Glasgow Celtic - its The Celtic Football Club

 

theres nothing like over analysing a wee harmless joke, I'll try and find one about Eastenders for you to scrutinise

 

Tell Brum a joke about dog **** and dwarves.
he'll piss himself.