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Joke!(which I find quite funny, although others may not!)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Nov 19, 2011.

  1. monacoger

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    Sepp Blatter has told Stephen Lawrences' parents to shake hands with Gary Dobson and David Norris and forget about it...

    (sorry if this joke has been told before, but I couldn't be ****ed looking through all the previous ones)
     
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  2. Ciaran

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    No I haven't seen that joke on here. That's out of order mate. We don't partake in any of that kind of thing in our online community.

    Poor joke btw.
     
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  3. Mick

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    Shame on you Monaco you ****.
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Knock knock?
     
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    Doesn't really come across as a joke to be honest, if it was worded better it might be funny but dunno.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    :emoticon-0120-doh:The Chinese
     
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  7. monacoger

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    **** off you ****s, it is pretty good, or...is it too soon(as they say?!)
     
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  8. monacoger

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    Mick, have you been to Malta since I last spoke? Who was it that I spoke to when I was there, was it Karl or something like that?
     
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  9. Ciaran

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    He's bang out of line Mick. Ban the frogs leg eating, dole signing reprobate.
     
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    Sorry, joke master.
     
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    Not a problem
     
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    My contract started last Monday and even if it didn't, I certainly wouldn't lower myself to sign on(whatever that means!)
     
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    Well, I thought is was ****ing apt!!
     
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    Poorly-written. 2.5/10.
     
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    The lady does protest too much. I was joking btw, truly awful joke though squire.
     
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    You're in a generous mood tonight.
     
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  17. Jerel Ifil

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    I'm playing hard to get, and it's working a treat.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    Are you serious? I just got it sent to me from West Ham fan and I thought it was funny, but I suppose that is what alcohol does. On another note, if you are going to quote that line, at least put the, "Methinks" in before what you said!
     
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  19. Jerel Ifil

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    In conclusion, the lady's not for turning. Methinks.
     
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  20. monacoger

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    That is a very common misquote, clowns like yourself put "methinks" at the end of the sentence, when actually it is at the start! Am I even entertaining this pish? Evidently I am!
     
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