Sepp Blatter has told Stephen Lawrences' parents to shake hands with Gary Dobson and David Norris and forget about it... (sorry if this joke has been told before, but I couldn't be ****ed looking through all the previous ones)
No I haven't seen that joke on here. That's out of order mate. We don't partake in any of that kind of thing in our online community. Poor joke btw.
Doesn't really come across as a joke to be honest, if it was worded better it might be funny but dunno.
Mick, have you been to Malta since I last spoke? Who was it that I spoke to when I was there, was it Karl or something like that?
My contract started last Monday and even if it didn't, I certainly wouldn't lower myself to sign on(whatever that means!)
Are you serious? I just got it sent to me from West Ham fan and I thought it was funny, but I suppose that is what alcohol does. On another note, if you are going to quote that line, at least put the, "Methinks" in before what you said!
That is a very common misquote, clowns like yourself put "methinks" at the end of the sentence, when actually it is at the start! Am I even entertaining this pish? Evidently I am!