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  1. Sir Tennisball

    Sir Tennisball Well-Known Member

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    A Northern Irishman walks into a press conference...


    ... and says:

    "We're 24 points behind United now," he said. "But we're not 24 points behind in terms of quality. The points difference is due to the squad. Once we close the gap in the squad in the coming transfer windows, I've got great faith that we'll be able to challenge."

    <laugh>

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/13/nemanja-vidic-ashley-young-manchester-united


    Joke #2

    A Northern Irishman walks into a press conference in Russia after losing 2-0 and says:

    "We take great pride in being a winning football club...",

    closely followed by

    "I thought it was a near-perfect away performance..."


    <laugh>

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...tch-report-Hulk-Sergei-Semak-score-goals.html
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

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    Best joke out <laugh>
     
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  3. Antonio-Valencia

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    hahahahahahahaha omg
     
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  4. matth_22

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    i saw his press conference on MUTV yesterday, to say QUinton Fortune and Lou Macari were baffled is an understatement.
     
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  5. Swarbs

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    To be fair to Brenda the gap can hardly expand any more. Well, I suppose we could go back to having twice as many points as them again...
     
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  6. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Going to liverpool does this to people.

    Sturridge thinks hes at the biggest club in the Premier League.
     
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    I think he said, I will score a goal at the Biggest club in the Premier League.
     
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  8. Christiansmith

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    Does anyone understand what tikitaka f**king mean? This is just bullsh*t and only serves to placate his gullible fans. Points= squad= quality. Simple.

    I know he is supposed to be a good talker and good at PR. But he has surpassed himself here. I doubt that as thick as the scousers fans are they will swallow this...<ok>
     
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  9. Sir Tennisball

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    They are willing to swallow many things, but this might be a step too far... <whistle>
     
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    we should call him Bep Rodgerola.
     
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    Is he related to Willy Carson?
     
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  13. Tobes

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    "in 6 or 12 months time, we won't be making the same mistakes"

    Sorry Brendan? wtf does that mean? Someone makes a mistake today, that you can see the cause of, get on the training ground tomorrow & eradicate it. What takes 6 or 12 months?

    Bullshit merchant
     
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    They will not be in Europe next years, so they cant make the same mistake again
     
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  15. Sir Tennisball

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    <laugh>

    He should go into PR, he has so many Liverpool fans believing every word he says...

    Credit to a few of them, they are coming around and realising that it's all a stalling tactic. Nothing like a few bad losses and the premature death of your season to get the bullsh*t meter working!
     
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    So now the gap is 29 points, does that mean they are only five points behind us in terms of quality? <whistle>

    My prediction of double the points is getting remarkably close...
     
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  17. shwan

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    was he drunk at the press conference in Russia ?
    did he really said that? <laugh>
     
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