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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by NUfCscotty, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. NUfCscotty

    NUfCscotty Member

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    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
     
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    Sorry man , that was very poor.
     
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  3. NUfCscotty

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    yeah your right, no more horrible joke from me... my bad:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    It's OK , you can do better! I believe in you!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jan 26, 2011
  5. Pardews Smile

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    I actually quite liked it :(
     
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    Pardews Smile, Jan 26, 2011
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    Not that good. :L
     
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  7. NUfCscotty

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    so one person likes it :D but there be more people wont like it but dont worry i wont cry lol
     
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    So a englishman walks into pub with an octupus and decides to make an announcement. He says

    I bet 100 pounds that this here octopus can play any instrument you give it!

    Everybody in the pub laughs and a welshman gives the octopus a guitar and says "play that!"

    the octopus plays the most beautiful classical piece and everybody is weaping!

    An irishman gives the octopus a violin and says, "that was good, but can you play this!"

    the octopus plays a even more beautiful piece and everybody in the bar is sobbing AND weaping.

    Then a clever scotsman gives the bagpipes to the octopus


    The octopus looks puzzled, he's not sure what to do. He keeps on looking at it and turning it over and over and over again, searching for something. The englishman freaks out and says "bloody hell! what are you doing! play it!

    the octopus says, "play it?! once i get it's pajamas off i'm going to **** it!"
     
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  9. NUfCscotty

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    you bitch<laugh> you just made me laugh with your joke<laugh>
     
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  10. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    U think thatll get me banned from 606
     
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    It will get modded but you won't get banned. The only way you can get banned is if multiple users report you to the mods. Just like we did to Barton's Tash :D
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jan 26, 2011
  12. NUfCscotty

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    is Barton's Tash here?
     
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    Unfortunatly yes the SOB is here
     
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  14. NUfCscotty

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    so he is everywhere we go, how do we get rid of him?
     
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    Joke for a day!!!

    Newcastle United :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    now thats comedy :smiley-finger007::smiley-finger007::smiley-finger007:
     
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  16. Amnesiac

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    A new Mr Men character has been suggested, based on Emile Heskey.


    Mr Sitter.
     
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    Amnesiac, Jan 26, 2011
  17. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Hes like a shadow he will follow u everywhere
     
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  18. NUfCscotty

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    <laugh>
     
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    Cheap and easy! Not just the team but the entire city...... Its SUNDERLAND!!!
     
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  20. NUfCscotty

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    u mean 5under1and<laugh>
     
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