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Discussion in 'Bristol Rovers' started by gashead1, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. gashead1

    gashead1 Active Member

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    I walked into a fancy dress shop and asked for a vampire outfit.
    the assistant came back with a full bristol c*ty kit. i said " i think you have misunderstood me, i want to look like a count"!!!!
     
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  3. wizered

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    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! .Now read without the word dog. <laugh>
     
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  4. Chris-Gashead

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    lol good one gashead1 :) Wiz, must try harder. D for dunce! <ok>
     
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    I thought you was decribing a walk down at yer new stadium for a moment there Wiz!
     
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  6. Chris-Gashead

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    <laugh> Can you remember when playing footy as a kid you would run across the fields to get the ball and suddenly you feel a squidgy sensation under your foot?
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    the minimal on a wet day....
     
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    the council said that city dont need the new stadium at ashton vale as they cant even fill trashton! since millen took over, the football have been boring, the attendances had dropped even more, the council have said that city dont need trashton anymore either and have said they have now found a new ground for citys new stadium to match the attendances they currently get under millen...

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    U.W.E land.....
     
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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    ashton vale site

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    underneath the ashton vale site

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  12. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    just think wiz, if you get your stadium, you will be watching rubbish on top of dog **** on top of a landfill site <laugh>
     
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    Not only will you have weeds in the grass,you'll have 'em playing on the grass....:emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  14. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    same weeds that beat you last time we played hey??? <laugh> same weeds that have got the better head to head record over you since your existance 1982 ;) <whistle>
     
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    The same weeds that haven't been in the second tier since the last century,1992,18/19 years ago,since Sierras and John Major....

    21st century Barcelona of the 4th tier,we're gonna walk it,2 leagues behind Bristol City for the first time in your history,gettin' better......Ooh,ooh me sides....<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    notice you ignored my comment <whistle>
     
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  17. wizered

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    Same as you ignored mine..:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  18. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    i havent ignored yours. you mentioned weeds and i replied about the same weeds beating you last time and same weeds having better head to head. you ignored that comment though ;)
     
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  19. wizered

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    .....and I mentioned BRFC weeds in a historical context because you brought up your usual nonsense and you ignored that comment though,so there....:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  20. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    but that comment was not needed as you didnt reply to my comment :)
     
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