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John Terry wants Andy Carroll to learn from him

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  1. charmingmikeylfc

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    Oh god no! I'm no expert but I don't think Terry is "role-model" material. Before we know it Andy will be shagging everything!

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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Joey Barton will also be mentoring Henderson.
     
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  3. Unbiased Opinion

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    John terry only reportdly had sex with wayne bridge girl, dont see any other reports on him shagging anyone else, this joke is getting a bit old and no longer funny.
     
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  4. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    At least Gazza hasn't put his name forward... The last thing we need is Big Andy trying to deliver beer and chicken to killers who have holed themselves up in woodland
     
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  5. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    No, it was never funny, but he deserves it to be mentioned all the time and nobody will forget it.
     
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  6. charmingmikeylfc

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    Andy Gray will be giving him tips on how to deal with the "fairer sex".
     
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  7. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Got the same thing here with John Harkes and Eric Wynalda, It has died down but back in 98-02 It was harped on contantly on why we failed so miserably in WC 98.
     
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  8. robin_van_ fiberglass

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    Er, by the sounds of it there have been plenty more besides Bridge's ex. Still you have to admit it is funny for Terry of all people to be talking about how to be a role model.
     
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    Salah's-left-foot Well-Known Member

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    To be fair it was Wayne Bridge's ex, so John Terry gave it a swing, nothing to do with Wayne.

    Maybe if they turned it into 'He had an affair', then it would be valid.

    Besides, let them get on with their own personal lives, who cares whether they enjoy grannies or teens (Berlusconi <laugh>)
     
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  10. Let's face it, Carroll would be better off with a consultancy team comprising of Jimmy Greaves, Tony Adams and Paul Merton, than he would having Terry as his mentor <ok>
     
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  11. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    Paul Merton!! Yeah he would keep the lads laughin too!!!
     
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  12. Indeed. So you spotted my humorous mis-spelling...
     
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  13. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    So John Terry wants Andy Carroll to shag his team-mates bird and then order her to have an abortion. Maybe Andy should accompany Graham Rix to teenage discos whilst he's at it.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Smudger

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    To be honest it's no worse than when he had to live with Nolan at Newcastle. Supposed to be his mentor and out on the piss every weekend with some atrocious stuff coming up in the papers (doubt it was true but y'know...)
     
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