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John Terry at EURO 2012

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by The Kish, May 16, 2012.

  1. The Kish

    The Kish Well-Known Member

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    Now I want to distance myself from this - I never wrote it. I'm not sure how much of it you can legally say without being sued? But I thought I'd share it either way.



    John Terry simply must play at EURO 2012. He is top of the English Defence League after all.

    And yet his inclusion has sparked a public outcry.

    Yes Rio Ferdinand is perhaps over the hill. But surely a big factor in his exclusion and possibly enforced International Retirement is the classic ‘John Terry racially abused my Brother’ Factor.

    The FA have chosen ex-skipper Terry over ex-skipper Rio; as if John Terry was ever going to be black-listed?
    With Steven Gerrard appointed Captain there is now no chance that Barking born John Terry can emulate his idol and lead an assault on Poland.

    But John Terry has hardly been in great form himself. At Anfield recently he was shown-up and out-racisted Luis Suarez.

    But he did score, almost inevitably, against his favourite team Blackburn. Redemption.

    Upon receiving the Call-Up John Terry ordered a celebratory pint of Guinness. He then proceeded to only drink the white bit at the top.

    John Terry’s jubilant mood was somewhat dampened after hearing that Peter Crouch had yet again been overlooked. John Terry would have loved to meet Abbey Clancy.

    Of course all of this may seem a little sensationalist; John Terry remains innocent until proven guilty.

    It is alleged that John Terry called Anton Ferdinand a ‘******’ in a Chelsea/QPR match and the Court Case is due after the EURO’s.

    It does seem peculiar that the Case has taken so long to be heard.

    Apparently there is plenty of evidence, including a lip-reading expert. John Terry said this is highly unfair as Anton Ferdinand has far bigger lips than John Terry.

    Yes. Ironically John Terry’s has no ‘whiter-than-white’ image.

    But in spite of his furore, I’m convinced that John Terry will conduct himself in a professional and noble manner come June the 8th.

    Remember after the original ‘Allegation’ was made? John Terry was stripped of the captaincy but played well against Sweden didn’t he? John Terry played well against 11 Aryan Scandinavians didn’t he?
    John Terry’s conduct on the pitch has been called into question though – his red card against Spain proved John Terry has a problem with the ****er in the black.

    It’s very hard to actually conclude an article like this. Blackout.
     
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  2. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Loved some of the ''points'' in that. The Guiness joke being my favourite!
     
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  3. WWOCB

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    Very amusing post Kish <laugh>

    In all seriousness though, I have very little interest in either The Premier League or the England National squad so I wouldn't be able to say who the better defender is, but surely in order to resolve the Terry/Ferdinand issue, it would make more sense to leave at home the racist thug, who has a pending court case and is out of form, as opposed to the one who has apparantly hit a very good run of form?
     
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    We'll be lucky to get out of the group.
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    In all fairness, Rio Ferdinand is an absolute twat. I cannot stand his ugly face, his annoying voice and his piss-poor grammar. The fact that he is into all that rap and hip-hop nonsense makes the decision easy for me.

    Ban both from the England team.

    And on that note, I am signing off for a month or so. I am to go on holiday for a fortnight, and then I must prepare for the release of my debut novel.

    Please send me a PM if you are out and about in Paris from Friday. I shall be residing near to the Place de Vosgues.

    Ta ta.
     
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  6. Tewkesbury Addick

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    Now that's what I call a classy post...<laugh>
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    A class act is what I am, Tewks. (I am currently sitting in my underpants eating a bowl of cornflakes.)

    On my return, I may change my not606 name. I am moving away from Ponders End.

    It could be StonehengeAddick....
     
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  8. Tewkesbury Addick

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    You'll always be Ponders on 'ere...<ok>
     
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  9. ybabobmij

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    Have a good break Ponders.
     
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  10. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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  11. WWOCB

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    Looking forward to hearing about your debut novel Ponders (so do keep us informed)!

    Glad to hear you may be moving from Ponders End considering your views on the area, enjoy your trip!
     
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