@Joey7Barton in fresh assault on Twitter servers Joey Barton was in the custody of Californian State police last night after launching a prolonged and vicious assault on Twitter Incâs main Java server. The QPR midfielder reportedly âlost his coolâ after receiving a âTwitter is Over Capacityâ message on his iPhone, accompanied by a picture of a whale. The player is said to have stormed out of his mansion in Godalming, Surrey, telling friends he was going to âsort itâ, before asking if one of them would tape Match of The Day #motd Two hours later CCTV cameras spotted a red-faced Barton in a Smiths T-shirt preparing to board a jet to San Francisco, where the companyâs main Java Server âRubyâ is located. On arrival at Twitterâs main HQ, Barton posed as an IT student on a work placement to blag his way past reception, but workers became suspicious on hearing Liverpool-born Bartonâs distinctive pronunciation of the word âtechnologyâ. Barton Twitter outburst Alas, Bartonâs cover was soon blown by tech-savvy IT Manager, Steve Wilshaw. When Wilshaw quizzed the troubled star as to how much experience he had of Java, Barton replied that it was âdead dead hot in the summerâ. Wilshaw tweeted, â@Joey7Barton had some obvious issues with being forced to outline complex philosophical concepts in just 140 charaâ¦.â â@Joey7Barton then tweeted that I was a #bell-end before head-butting me and causing over five hundred thousand dollars worth of damage to our server using his elbow.â Meanwhile, Twitter users worldwide reported problems such as âsluggish downloadsâ and âtimelines covered in spittle.â Although Barton denies the assault, his case was considerably weakened after he underwent surgery to remove three capacitors and a motherboard from his forearm. From News Thump. Made me Smile...a bit
