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Joey Barton 'based personality on Swayze in Road House'

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  1. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House.

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    The film, regarded as a cult classic, stars Swayze as a professional nightclub bouncer and is famous for lines including ‘Nobody ever wins a fight,’ and ‘Be nice until it’s time not to be nice’.

    QPR player Barton apparently saw the film on Channel 5 while at the Sporting Chance clinic and realised he could belt as many people as he liked if he came out with a few supposedly deep statements in between.

    He said: “It started at City when I got a red card and told the lads, ‘Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.’

    “I thought they’d know it from the film, but Stuart Pearce nodded slowly like I’d said something really wise and I realised I could get away with this.

    “You should have seen Alan Shearer’s face when I said ‘I used to **** guys like you in prison’. Although thinking back on it I’m not sure whether that was anger or mild arousal.”

    QPR manager Mark Hughes said: “Like most men, the only Patrick Swayze film I’ve seen is Point Break so I thought Joey was quoting proper philosophers like Plato and Decartes.

    “The news is going to hit DJ Campbell the hardest, though. He’s just had Marcus Aurelius saying ‘Pain don’t hurt’ tattooed on his leg.”
     
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    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Watched this again the other night, class movie. But how you can mention a complete ****** in the same breath as Roadhouse is beyond me, now wash your computers mouth out.
    Jeff Healy class act, never tire of the songs.
     
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  3. Nads

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    I assumed he based his persona on a complete ****.

    How wrong was I?
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Roadhouse, classic movie, and the blonde bird........stunning..

    Barton how-ever...........is just a loon..


    QPR's Joey Barton has accepted one Football Association charge of violent conduct, but denied a second.

    The midfielder admits clashing with Manchester City's Sergio Aguero after being sent off on Sunday, but says he has no case to answer from a confrontation with Vincent Kompany.

    Barton, 29, could be suspended for more than 10 games for the incidents.

    In addition to a four-match ban for his second red of the season, each charge could carry a three-match ban.

    The FA's regulatory panel also has discretionary to increase his suspension.
     
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  5. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    FYI - It's just something from a spoof news site I thought might bring a giggle.
     
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