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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    In trouble with the club for getting a haircut and breaching coronavirus restrictions
     
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    Ben 10, Jan 29, 2021
  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    lol "uh oh"

    what the ****s this club gonna do HR department arent even working probably.
     
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    Welshie, Jan 29, 2021
  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    All the players have had haircuts.

    Either that or their partners are all hairdressers
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 29, 2021
  4. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Not all of them are stupid enough to put it on social media
     
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    Ben 10, Jan 29, 2021
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  5. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Bruce will probably get him to do 50 pushups
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    They don't need to. They're all on TV.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 29, 2021
  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    should be fined 10k along with the guy who cut his hair for missing his throat
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jan 29, 2021
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  8. Ben 10

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    They might do their own. I've been doing mine and I look smart as a dart
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    <laugh> Jeeeez relax man

    We don't even play him in his correct position the poor ****er
     
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    Welshie, Jan 29, 2021
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  10. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Send him to prison.

    The barber should be fined £500k.
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Jan 29, 2021
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  11. Rudekid

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    Jesus christ he's useless.
     
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    Rudekid, Jan 29, 2021
  12. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    **** me he can’t even get a haircut without getting in wrong.

    Can this pleb do nothing right?

    I mean Steve Bruce asked him to improve his sharpness but I don’t think this is what he had in mind.

    Sometimes I just don’t think a player is ever going to cut it.

    When we signed him I bet the sellers just thought it was a close shave.

    Since he’s joined he’s never really been that sharp has he.

    I don’t think he’s ever going to cut it in the PL!
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jan 29, 2021
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So... has Jones quickly sussed him out?

    He didn’t take part today and we had 11 men on the pitch.

    reflects badly on Bruce but he shouldn’t be anywhere near the bench or first team for the foreseeable.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 30, 2021
  14. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    He's well used to getting rinsed, and he's certainly cost us a bob or two.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Jan 30, 2021

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