Transfer Rumours Joel Matip

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spor...newcastle-united-could-offered-chance-9379129

Latest player linked with us. Dont know much about him football wise but my Mrs worked with his cousin and they are also related to ex-premier league start striker Joseph Desire Job!

If the mrs did still work with Matip's cousin I would have asked for a good word to be put in. But I doubt it will happen, the guys 23 appears to be highly rated and would command a much higher figure if his contract wasnt out next year.

 

Sounds decent. Just need to actually get on with turning some of this gossip into fact.

 

Would be a great signing. Surely we need to move williamson on first. Well end up with keogh from derby

 

Rumour has it Williamson wants out! im Really exited about this and will probably have a get together or party of some sorts if it happens

 

Are you somehow employed by Mike Ashley on a pay by performance basis to sell season tickets? That's a more fantastic rumour than the one about Vieira. Its also highly unbelievable. Williamson wont go until he is put out to grass, shot, turned into glue or sent to work on the beach in Blackpool.

 

I am not, however despite the last 10 hideous transfer windows, I still love em, I love the gossip the rumours and reading peoples thoughts on prospective moves. Litterally on twitter all day in the summer and january!

 

Okay - keep them coming then. As long as they are genuine rumours and not Ashley lies!

 

What a great surname.
It reminds me of a bell-end.