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Joe Cole

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by jaffaSlot, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. jaffaSlot

    jaffaSlot Well-Known Member

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    When will he be sold/given away?
     
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  2. saintanton

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    Who'd have him?
     
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  3. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    My sunday league team needs someone to carry the kit bag ?
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Unless you're going to subsidise the vast majority of his wages, then you're stuck with him until the summer of 2014. Ouch.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The sooner the fu.king better <ok>
     
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  6. DirtyFrank

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    This useless waste of space, this pointless arse of existence is reason alone why I have no guilt over Hodgeson going.

    Funny how you don't here this £20 million waste attributed by the media to old rubs his face the same way KD's choices were!
     
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  7. DirtyFrank

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    Hear: stupid bloody iPhone
     
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  8. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    Unfortunately, chances are that will have to pay some of his wages in order to offload him.
     
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  9. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    I think I read somewhere that he was a 'Purslow' signing <ok>
     
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  10. saintanton

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    He'd probably leave it in the pub.
     
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  11. DirtyFrank

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    Surely it would be cheaper to take a contract out on him; better still make it look like a car accident (he likes to speed does Joe) then claim the insurance!

    Simples.
     
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  12. jaffaSlot

    jaffaSlot Well-Known Member

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    My poll didn't work for some reason. Just do you know, the options were the 1st, 2nd and 3rd of January.
     
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  13. saintanton

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    Can't we just give him to someone for Christmas?
     
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  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    personally I think a special forces hit squad is the only way to get rid of him
     
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  17. jaffaSlot

    jaffaSlot Well-Known Member

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    Downing is universally and correctly considered crap. Cole can't even make it to that level, he actually does nothing during the game. Playing regularly at somewhere like West Ham or QPR might do him the world of good and us.
     
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  18. 23_Carra_Gold

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    I was watching the semi final from 2005 a couple of nights ago and cole looks like a different person, he's a completely different shape and size now
     
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  19. suarez14

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    He just doesn't try for us. I think we need to loan him out to Lille. It's a shame, cause injuries and a factor of cant be arsed are wrecking one of England's brightest talents. He's no where near the class of Messi, I remember that article
     
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  20. saintanton

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    Stevie must've been on drugs. I couldn't bring myself to favourably compare Joe, even at his best, to Messi.
     
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