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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Sep 12, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I know this was mentioned a while back and Dev proceeded to inform us that rhyme and slang originated in Glasgow and not within earshot of the Bow Bells in good old London Town.

    The ****ty local station is on the radio at the moment and they are all on about how Eastenders is to blame for the eradication of the scottish accent. What a pile of ****e, seriously. There are so many diverse dialects in Scotland and I don't notice anyone speaking like Cockney ****ah in Viz.

    I mean honestly guv would you adam and eve it, innit.

    Nuffink of the sort, blimey.

    Ows abou a nice cuppa rosie lea me ol china?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're a twat.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    They said the use of F instead of Th is due to cockney ... It isn't, it because a lot of us Scotch are lazy speakers!
     
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    whi' ra fo dye mean
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    no n that...know whit a mean, mazin!
     
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  7. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Speak fur yersel' muckle jimmy
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    fey're over fere wif fem .... <yikes> ye are all *****s
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    watched Neds the other night. actually quite liked it <ok>
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I hates peoples whose downt talks proper
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Parts of it are good, other parts are pure ****e! Sellotaping knives tae yer hauns <doh>
     
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  13. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah think regional accents ur a guid thing, thay gie a sense o' identity. ER's a bitter auld fud fur he haes na identity neither scots o' nigelish. Brassic auld fud. :)
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I liked that bit :(
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That happens. How do you think Gambol lost his digit?
     
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  16. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    [video=youtube;hdKmIqnsUKQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdKmIqnsUKQ[/video]


    Gambol thought it was cool to sneak off and smoke behind the sheds instead of watching the training video.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Good Lord this cannot be true?

    It looks as if my years of watching Downton Abbey and Upstairs Downstairs has had the same effect on me.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Not true fannyfart.

    I'm proud of having no national identity.

    It's the main reason why I get on so well with darkies, pakis, spics and the like.
     
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  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    McGas has been descotchified. <wah>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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