£5 will buy a family in Africa a mosquito net. We should be getting them fishing nets. A few mosquitos aren't going to feed many people ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Last night I took my geordie girlfriend to the ballet. Upon seeing all the dancers on their toes she asked "Why don't they just get taller girls ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, My girlfriend, Soon Li Yip is incredibly sensitive and seems to find some sort of racist undertone in almost everything I say. I've tried telling her it's all in her imagination, but it hasn't helped. She's in the bedroom now, clying her eyes out ................................................ I call my penis Wayne Rooney. Because it's not big and it's not clever ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Norman Collier dies aged 87. .. est ... n ... peac It's a good job that Oscar Pistorius isn't planning on going to Syria any time soon. The last thing that he needs is to get caught up in that arms embargo.
