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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 27, 2018.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Delusional Full Stop

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    That is a good one.
     
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  3. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Obviously intentionally similar to the 95-96 away top but JIZZZZZZZZ indeed!
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Just noticed the new Sunderland strip in the background. I see they’re going for the match the seats approach.

    <cheers>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Love that. I think 1996 was the last time I bought a kit...
     
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    Modelled by their new CF.
     
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  8. Beardsley's Stylist

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    That's one scary child mannequin in the background
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’m going to go into the club shop and stand staring at the top. When, after an hour the assistant comes over to ask what I’m doing I’ll just tell them i’m Monitoring the top rather than buying it as I thought that was the type of thing which happened at SJP.
     
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  10. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    That would be funny Chippy if it wasn’t true.
     
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  11. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Once you get bored of that, ask how much it costs, offer half, then act like they’re the ones being unreasonable.

    Finally say you’re willing to borrow it for the year. You won’t give them any money, of course, but the exposure the shirt will get will help them sell it for more money next season.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    I dont like it because poor quality no frills abe only like round neck t shirts.
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    Think I still have my old Newcy Brown one in same colours. Can probably get a tailor here to remodel it for a tenth of price of new one.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    So is that not really you on your avatar then?
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Are tailors cheap there mate?
    Curious as I’m thinking of boolin over to Asia to fill two suitcases with tailor made suits.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    Certainly are - although the airfare may make them a bit pricier.
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Its ****ing honking. Mind some of ours have been worse.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It gives me a raging hard on to be fair Marra.
    Not a semi on.... not mildly aroused... but a pure good old fashioned banana in the pocket raging hard on.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Freak.. Colour blind freak at that.
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    It's confirmed. I like it but am I **** buying it
     
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