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Jip's teacher in beast shame hell fiasco

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tired-teacher-downloaded-child-abuse-10311667

    Billy Craig - always thought he was an odd one. Used to do cracking rendition of Henry V (he'd narrate it doing different voices and could be heard from several classrooms away). Proof, if it were needed, that Shakespeare is for poofs and mongos.

    Fun fact: he countersigned mine, my wife's and my children's passports. No doubt images of my offspring are on his hard-drive somewhere <grr>
     
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    A comedy of errors or much ado about nothing and hope it's not like as you like it but hopefully all's well that ends well.
     
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    Can you show us on the doll where he touched you?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    "The videos and pictures featured teenage boys performing sex acts on themselves, the court heard."

    So no harm done, why does this **** even make it into court?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    To be fair he looks like a deviant. I like his wee hat tho.
     
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    Did he **** you in the hole or your anus Jip?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Did he ****. Jip's burnt toast.
     
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    Didn't go any further than oral :frown:
     
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  9. Ciaran

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    Did he have a large Penis?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No, but it was very veiny.
     
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    His adaptation of Midsummer Night's dream was panned by the critics as Bottom played a far greater role than in the original.
     
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    I am one who loved not wisely but too well.

    (Othello)
     
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    But, hard! what shieght through yonder window breaks?
    It is the beast, and Jipliet will be dun.
     
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    Does he make an appearance in your books?
     
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    Not in the current trilogy, but that's an excellent idea for future projects, pud <ok>
     
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    My fee is 10%

    Or ten pies
     
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