My wife's gone to her mate's house tonight, so I'm in with the kids. I asked her today to get me a few cans of Stella to keep me company while she's out. She's only gone and got me Stella '4'. A fat lot of use 8 of them are going to be for me. And I can't even go out and rectify her error because the kids are both asleep now. Am pyoor beelin' so ah am
Could be worse, have you tasted that xmas edition Stella. Tesco have good deals on it just to get it the **** off their inventory, don't be fooled, clean stinkin. Not worth it
I know this might sound crazy but I do feel a certain degree of responsibility towards my children. I might have to resort to the ****ty bottle of mulled wine some cheap **** got us for Christmas
Mix washing up liquid, bleach, vinger and a touch of parsley... My doctor said it was extremely toxic as I **** arse water all over his operating table but it does the trick if your stuck
Put the cans in the freezer. When all the water freezes, guess what. The alcohol is left in liquid form. Open said cans and pour into a wine glass, 8 cans should fill it, Neck the ****in whole lot in one, gives you a buzz lasts for hours.
Phone a taxi to get you seom proper beer Jip tou tight bastard. Jacky, it's the same beer 9 squid for 10.
The worst I've tried was aftershave and milk. Spewed immediately and the stairs stank of Hugo Boss for days.
I want a drink now though It's not the drink-driving that's the issue though Ciaran. It's the neglect of my offspring that stops me.
So you are afraid of leaving your kids at home alone yet you want to get ****faced on booze... probably better that you leave them alone, its safer
Hence phone a taxi tell him what beer you want and the address or dont they do that in england ? Posted while the manc one is powdering her nose
