Ok, lets get it out of the way if you post it here it wont happen. Torres will score the winner off his arse in the 93rd minute. Mereiles will score a screamer just before half time. Add your jinx to this thread.
We'll end up with 1 man on the pitch. And that will be Suarez - Kenny will think **** it, whip off his jacket, shuv a t-shirt on and put some football boots on, come on the pitch to play along side suarez and they'll both rip them to shreds scoring at least 10 past them. Gerrard will lift the cup and Torres will burst out in tears crying. Or we can just win with a comfortable 2-0
Stevie scores after 20 minutes and we revert to our preferred flat back 9 against Chelsea. In the 98th minute, Torres turns off Carraghe, who has been lucky to stay on the pitch the entire game and beats Reina at his near post with a finish better than any since his Liverpool days. A Lampard PK and Riise own goal in extra time serve to put us all but out, only for a late Ryan Babel screamer to give us hope for the last 5 minutes, but we eventually lose. (We make two emergency loans between now and May)
We go through our two remaining keepers in first ten minutes, and we get Martin "I see nothing but give everything" Atkinson who declares the kick off over the goal line.
"And up walks Torres to collect the runners up medal - he looked dejected - what a shocking miss that was."
I have, just thought I'd take it that little bit further. Was called a joke, you know. Heard of it before?
Yes, I know it was a joke. What I meant was you're supposed to say Chelsea will win etc. That's the point of a jinx - say the opposite of what you want to happen.
They'll score 3 goals that don't go over the line, just to get us back for the Luis Garcia 'goal that wasn't' at Anfield in 2005.
Or lady boy will do a "Ashley Young type dive" in the 90th minute to award them a penalty which wins them the FA cup.
Carragher will play. Carragher will score an own goal. Carragher will get sent off. Torres will score. Torres will win a penalty. Flanagan will play. Charlie Adam will play.
John Terry picks the ball up on the edge of his own 18 yard box, he megs Lucas who has amazingly recovered from his injury. He strides forward with purpose. Gerrard is left in his wake after a cheeky stepover. He continues unchallenged. He shoulder barges Agger and stumbles............he recovers and powers past a despairing Skrtel. Only Reina to beat as he rushes from his line. He looks to his left at Torres but ignores him as he chips Reina from 15 yards. He runs to the Chelsea fans and remomes his shirt to show the I love Torres shirt beneath. Just in case.
