Jimmy Saville

I saw Rolf Harris in the town and I said to him "I can remember you doing 'Two Little Boys' back in 1970".... He said "**** off, that was Jimmy Savile".


The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s.

The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.



Jimmy Saville's family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.
Just what he would have wanted.



They have just found Jimmy Saville's diary.
His last entry was about 10 years old.



"Now then. Now then. Now then. Guys and gals. Welcome to Top of the Pops.
Straight in at thirteen .... me!"


I wrote to Jimmy Saville when I was a kid:
Dear Jim
Please please please please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please can you fix it for me
to get my stammer fixed.


I bet Gary Glitter regrets not asking Jim to fix it instead of taking his computer to PC World.


I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Saville. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice.
Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination.



Jimmy Saville had to stop going to church...
The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.

 

Young girl tells her mate that when she was young Freddie Starr ate her hamster, lucky you she replied when i was young Jimmy Saville ate my beaver

 

Jimmy Savile's £4 million estate has been frozen by the bank, in anticipation of damages claims from the victims of his sexual assaults.

All things considered, it should work out at about 50p each.

 

Jimmy Savile's alleged victims say they just want justice.

That's a funny word for money.

 

Jimmy Saviles career really took off in 1967 when backstage at Top of the Pops he introduced Cream to the Small Faces.

 

I feel bad now

 

loved that one

 

The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.

They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it.

 

As the 70's BBC sex scandal worsens it now emerges that Basil Brush's catchphrase "bum bum" was actually a cry for help.

 

I wish everybody would stop criticizing Jimmy Savile.

When I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

 

Jimmy Savile once applied for the England managers job but he was turned down when he wanted to put Seamen in the under 16s

 

With a catchphrase like "It's good, but it's not right", it's only a matter of time before Roy Walker is arrested in the Savile inquiry.

 

Jimmy Savile is bringing out a new range of vegetable pastry.

It's called pea dough.

 

I was shocked and saddened to hear about the Jimmy Saville scandal.

We named our son after him.

Poor little ***** is getting a lot of hassle at school now...

 

2 more victims have come forward in he BBC abuse scandal. They claim they were regularly fisted and fingered by elderly men on a weekly basis and then locked away after this until the next week.Both Sooty & Sweep claim they were so traumatized it left them speechless.

 

Im going to hell for laughing at this

 

hot on the heels of freddie starr being arrested... apparently they are going to exhume Jeremy Beadle's body.... rumour has it he had a little hand in it all too...

 

two close friends of Jimmy Saville have come out in support of the disgraced charity man..... both Pokem Yeung and Fukem Yeung are said to be devastated that such a gentle man could do such a thing.