jimmy savile

i dont know why people are being so nasty about jimmy savile

he fixed it for me to meet rob roy

then i got to milk him blindfolded it was a scream

then rob roy gave me a dagger, absolute cracker so it is. he was tellin me he was the real rob roy and not just a guy dressed up

 

Idiot.

 

I would nae let Uncle Jimmy hump me but that bloke Rub Roy might stand a chance.

 

Half Man Half Biscuit knew what they were talking about:

There's a daft rumour doing the rounds on the internet now that Panic by the Smiths is about Savile.

"On the Leeds side, streets that you slip down, the provincial towns you jog round - hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"

etc

 

dont you ****in dare talk to me like that

 

I love that HMHB verse - always made me chuckle./