Jim'll Paint It

This guy has some talent on MS paint and does some great requests.

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a picture of Ted Danson and a Ted Danson lookalike. They’re covered in bruises after getting into a fight over who the real Ted Danson is. They’ve made friends now though and are posing for a photograph at the chicken rave where they’ve been for a night out. Moira Stewart its standing behind them, looking on disapprovingly.

Thank you.

bruteforsythe

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a ****load of Soreen so he’s going to need something sturdy.

That would be magic.

Nick Connors (age 36)

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me Rene from Allo Allo sat next to Bebop from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the face of comatose giant Dean Gaffney (felled by two entire bottles of Disarrano) each glumfully eating spoonfuls of Brasso as they watch a live Sky news story detailing the death of Nikki Sixx from Mötley Crüe? The background should be very remiscent of the opening credits of Saved By The Bell, and Rene should be wearing a t shirt that indicates that he likes Camembert.

Thanks,

jaeh2000

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she’s drinking Duracell branded battery acid.

Thanks,

otakukuma

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon.

Thanks,

Phil Lucas

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.

Thanks,

Tommy

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me the moment David Blunkett’s guide dog is exposed as the infamous street artist Banksy… Blunkett is completely oblivious - naturally thinking the gentle hiss coming from his dog near a wall was a call of nature.

Kind regards,

Vin

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me John Virgo re-enacting the famous Sgt Elias death scene from Platoon with Jim Davidson looking on disapprovingly; the Make or Break round is ruined!

Thanks,

Andy

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John’s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury. Moby is wearing an Admiral England shirt, Bermuda shorts and 18-hole DMs. The badger is sat in Spielberg’s directors chair and smoking a pipe.

Thanks,

postrockowl

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me Bill Oddie running away with spit the dog whilst Bob Carolgees is busy buying an ice cream on a Blackpool Pier. Bill is wearing a bandit mask and is understandably pleased with himself.

Thanks,

Steven

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Check out the rest at http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/ or send in your resquest via his facebook page.

 

Quality

 

Some of the requests are ****in mental but I think the weirder they are the more likely he is to paint them.

Said earlier that he is gettin so many Noel Edmonds requests that his next one will def feature the man himself.

 

I saw one that was some Nazi Aliens getting chainsawed by Ash from Evil Dead who was jumping out of a DeLorean.

 

Yeah I thought that one was okay, some funnier than others.

The Dean Gaffney one is quality as is Blunkett's dog as Bansky

 

I had to look at the Goldie one again as on first look I thought he was about to lug on a massive bong.

 

maybe we should have a suggestions thread then do a poll to decide what we send him. or we could just send them all

someone else do it though, i'm helluva lazy

 

I follow this dude on Facebook. I made a request last week to do a Noel Edmunds one and he has overlooked it and is doing a less funny Noel Edmunds one.. The bastard.

 

Facebook eh.


I see

 

That prick should feel the wrath of Not606, let's get him. He'll be sorry.

 

GAYEST ever Nev post.