Jilted Bride to be Wid Ye?

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Ah wid.

She must be one annoying boot.

 

^^^^^^^^^ Failerooney.

 

Ah wid.

 

Wh wid tae

 

Ah, the good old am deid ruse to get out of having difficult conversations



Obviously, Robin Williams took it a bit too far.

 

Awfy big lugs oan hir and sum size eh a hotter tae.

 

Are these your valid reasons for saying ye widnae or are they simply caveats around your acceptance that ye wid?

 

Probably wid, i've been out with worse. Plus in the scond photo her eyes are saying "I'm up for a pumping".

 

I notice that she says she doesn't want to be in a relationship ever again

Sounds to me like she's becoming a bitter man-hater.

Without doubt, the best, dirtiest and most violent rides going.

 

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Woman: "I pure hate men - I hate you. If I have sex with you, you'd best know that'd be out of utter spite."

Man: (looks at dick) "Brace yersel, wee man, you're going straight up Brownton Alley the night"

 

Ah wid

 

We all know that Rory McIlroy would have tried the same trick if he wasn't so well known.

 

...and hopefully, would've let his maw and da in on it so they didn't **** it for him.

 

Wood.

 

Seen her video, she's not the best.

 

Video?

 

Saw it on Huffington Post or summat, just her talking.

 

No shame, take yer dumping like a women.

Kids these days Dev, eh?