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Jiffy Vs. Aldo, in a fight

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Jif has the extra ****** strength but Aldo has all the experience from using his wife as the proverbial punching-bag. Who wid win?
     
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    Me. I never give up.

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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    fs <laugh>

    Jiffy by a country mile
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Jif cos i'd jump in and kick **** oota Aldo the yes voting queer
     
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  5. Patience

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    Aye, is ver nae a pole tae go up, V?
     
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  6. VenomPD

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    Venom don't do Poles. Filthy Slavs.
     
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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Jiffy would pan Aldo's stupid ****ing face in no contest.
     
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    Aldo has fists of granite after spending years pummeling them into the coupon of his missus on a daily basis.
     
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Aldo has Dev the dwarf in his corner, one of Dev's patented high pitched squeals would surely result in burst ear drums all round and a pack of stray dogs being summoned from the SQA basement to help out the freakshow.

    Think Aldo would win.
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    "jiffy's furious down's" <laugh> <applause>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh I'm sure armed with your own brand of Dev Obsessiveness you could just about take anyone.
     
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    Hiya, wee guy! How ye doin, pal?
     
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    Spazmo put downs were so last week.
     
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    Your patter is ****e.
     
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  15. VenomPD

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    It probably just looks like ****e.
     
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    Dan v Stopme would be a long fight.
     
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  17. VenomPD

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    Pud Vs. Trev: The Tremor Felt Round The World

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    Venon V Jip
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Venom is orc like
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    Is it wrong that I'd rather be Rocky Dennis than Carrot Top?
     
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