Without a doubt the funniest story of the summer Deluded midget Defoe has advertised for a PA on £60,000 a year. The long list of requirements include ( I am not making this up)..... Keeping Defoe's fridge fully stocked Sorting his dry cleaning Looking after the dietary requirements of his fat Mum Sandra Making lots of trips to KFC Looking after his kids Shontel , Shondal, Shamit and Omar (the ones he knows about) changing the games on his Playstation picking his WAGs up from the nail clinic Best of all, from this pitiful salary the job holder will be required to be on duty quote "24 hours a day" and will be required to "develop Jermaines world wide brand "
Indeed. Imagine walking into the fragrance counter at Selfridges, and saying "can I have a 500ml Jermaine Defoe innit"
