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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 14, 2019.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Not606 stylee

    Who stars in what show?


    I got Herpes while wearing a Grannies knickers on my face and learning to play 'dancing with tears in their eyes'.


    My Mum kicked me out when she discovered i was a bully, and told me to 'grow up'.



    Why can't everyone see i'm always right?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG
    Matth
    NSIS

    <laugh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    'I'm comfortable with my sexual relationship with the kettle'

    @Milk Istanbarca
     
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  4. Commachio

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    I love my pussy, so i called it after a carrot.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    @Number 1 Jasper

    <rofl>
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    My wife threw me out when i offered to show her some random rock pictures.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I wear a High-Viz jacket and carry round a clipboard in order to trick vulnerable women into sex
     
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    I never realised she did indeed actually want me to send cock pictures
     
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  9. Commachio

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    <laugh> ****, i was gonna do something similar.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Off hiag
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    "I asked for cock pics and he sent me a picture of a button mushroom"
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Hhmm

    I asked a random man to send me some cock pictures, is this wrong? Help me Jeremy.
     
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    "I married a transvestite bank robber and didn't find out for 25 years"
     
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  14. Commachio

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    <laugh> even when posted under his nose.
     
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    People say I should be arrested for serving sewage in my food - give me back my wok!
     
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    There’s a probably a good one for Ginge but I just can’t think of anything right now.
     
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    "My mother is also my auntie and my cousin, they said this was a family traditional in Wales"
     
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  18. Commachio

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    @luvgonzo
     
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    "Nobody told me that sex with wasps was Illegal"
     
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    And you can still get away with that **** in cruncher land?...
     
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