JD and...

Coke.

What is your favourite tipple?

 

A pint of Muir’s Bitter.

The first sip is ok, but it tastes bloody awful if you leave it for 15 months.

 

Maradona likes coke

 

We’ve used that line already today.

(No pun intended)

 

I know -different thread though , just thought it apt with opening post

 

Bovril.

The first time I typed that, it autocorrected to ‘victim’

 

I like Bovril or marmite - on toast though not as a drink ?

 

I think it’s meant to be slurped over a train timetable

 

Difficult to be beat a cup of tea.

And Bourbon is just a poor substitute for a Single Malt

 

Ethiopian coffee
Colombian coffee
Peruvian coffee
Guatemalan coffee
Homemade lemonade
Lime cordial with sparkling water
Milk

 

I drink a cowful of milk every day!

I love the stuff but perhaps that is why I am the size I am!.... As Steven Fry described it... "Cow's grow juice"

 

Milk & JD

 

When I was 10 years old I drank milk and gin. I haven't touched gin since.

 

There are not many things that JD mixes well with to be fair.

 

Sleeping pills. But that was over ten years ago.

 

JD Single Barrel
JD Rye
Canadian Club
Bullet Bourbon
Makers Mark
Elijah Craig
Woodford Reserve

Jesus! I don't know where to end this list, it can keep going on and on. And that does not even include the rarer types that I like (like Japanese ones).

Amount of whiskey I go through, I think that the London Fire Brigade has offered advice to Londoners not to light cigarettes or open fires near me...

 

Have the Japanese really learned to make whisky then? I saw a bottle of it for sale for £59 last year.

 

Obviously if i'm not chucking a few rocks and pouring a coke over my JD....then a nice rum goes down well, stirred but never shaken, well unless in a cocktail of course. Anyone that knows me, knows im a bit partial to both, although generally only after several ales. Anyway off to roast a squirrel on the bbq now, and chuck a hedgehog on the camp fire for a midnight feast. Hope there are no vegans amoung you or sensitive souls and if any passers by take offence to my comment or even my thread because they might be teatotal, then i have a simple message for you....

You can fook right off!

Your loveable Pikey x

 

Reminds me of a run ashore in the far flung brb. Food after drinking was "something on a stick" from a street vendor. It makes pikey bbq seem quite normal.

Lately I've relapsed into childhood and have gone for a cup of oxo. Better than bovril.

 

Fosters or a nice Coopers Creek Sauvignon Blanc?