Its the night of March 31st and as Billy the Swansea fan gets tucked up in bed,his mum says,"If you pray hard tonight,tomorrow you will be a Bluebird like me".So little Billy prays like never before .Morning comes and Billy is still a Swansea fan. "Mummy Mummy" he cries,"I prayed so hard lastnight but im still a horrible Swansea fan".His mum gently pats him on the head "I know son, April Fool, you little Jackbastard!