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Japanese Tsunami jokes

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  1. EDGE

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    Anyone got any yet?
     
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  2. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Are you for real?????
     
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    Really makes you sit back and think.


    That Godzilla is a **** <ok>
     
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    There's going to be lots of octopus inland...
     
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    Dame Ellen Mcarthur's latest round the world attempt has been foiled.

    She was overtaken by a Jap in a deckchair
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    After the Tsunami in Japan, i'm going to start naming evey Japanese person after a Crab, no matter how much it insults them.

    After all, they are crustaceans.
     
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    I'm not sure it's ever too soon to start laughing at these things.
     
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    It's a coping mechanism. I'm sure the Japanese are ROR'ing as we type <ok>
     
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  9. EDGE

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    <laugh>
     
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    And at least this disaster will bring back some respect after getting shat on by something called Enola Gay.
     
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  11. EDGE

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    What did the tsunami say to Japan?


    Nothing, it just waved
     
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    It was goig to happen tsunah rather than later...
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A local Bar owner in Hoikaido said trade was poor recently but his regulars were starting to drift back.
     
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  14. EDGE

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    maybe this is the whales and dolphins revenge on the japaneses
     
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    And the poor octopusses!!
     
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  16. EDGE

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    <laugh>
     
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    My mate is living in Panama working for a bookies there, just seen his Facebook status update

    <laugh>
     
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    1.Santa didn't have time to visit Asia this year so he just gave them a wave as he passed.................. 2. Fairy Liquid have donated a million bottles of detergent to the tsunami appeal, they heard that there were a lot of Asians washing up on the beaches......................... 3. Why are so many sharks in the Indian Ocean stricken with diarrhea?They've been eating Thai food all week.
     
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    The French have created a new cheese for the Japanese market. It's called De Brie.
     
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