i know. they should just stop selling them once they reach this level of qualitiy. that unripened hard to peel piece of **** has ruined my day. fruit growing ****s
My maw was moaning at me about this the other day god these oranges are terrible (they were satsumas) she gets them for the lad like!!
Couldn't get my head over the state of the fruit in Portugal. ****ing disgusting. I'd have thought they'd have decent stuff considering the heat & all.
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i disagree brum. a bottle of red wine is the perfect amount of booze for me to drink before heading out you can make it more manly by drinking it out of a pint glass or from a vase
