J W Heron

[Neville Bartos]

How are you today sexy madam?

I really must say you are looking very nice this week, so much so in fact, that I think you should be in that marks&spencers advert - you know the one with all the models in it and its got a catchy song to it??……….i think you should have the lead role and i intend to write to M&S head of marketing to ensure that you are enlisted to be the star attraction of their next advert!!

I think you would be the perfect model for their summer range………..and also their new super-sexy lingerie line he he xx

Lol that’s dead funny . U think ?? LOL I think u shld come with me as u are very hansdome and would look good with me for the m and s billboard !x

he said he's takin her to Di Maggios when he gets paid and he's having the lasagne and she'll be gettin a meat loaf a la james

 

[anportmorbhoy]

Tell you what this lad is surely putting in the ground work on this one - she would want to be one hell of a ride at the end of it!!!

Tell him to record it when it happens and send you the link

 

[RDW1]

I don't think he'll ever get his hole off her.
Cock teasing wee boot.

 

[lone ranger]

i want to see this munter

 

[Kim Jong Il]

i hope shes a ****e ride after all this effort.

 

[Castleger]

i want to see this munter

I think she will be similar in appearance to that big orange bird that Nev showed us the other week

 

[lone ranger]

everytime this comes up thats who i think of castle

 

[Neville Bartos]

she's raw eh?

 

[lone ranger]

if anything she looks overcooked nev

 

[Castleger]

she's raw eh?

Nev, she was so orange, you'd be feart to eat her out in case you swalled the pips

 

[Neville Bartos]

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the future's bright

 

[Kim Jong Il]

i would still slip her a length

 

[Castleger]

i would still slip her a length

Agree Dougie

If only so I could motorboat those jugs of joy

 

[RDW1]

Whats wrong with her mouth?
Is she sooking on one of Dougies Fruit Gums?

 

[Castleger]

She make the bird in the 1st picture look like a ****in ghost

 

[Kim Jong Il]

Whats wrong with her mouth?
Is she sooking on one of Dougies Fruit Gums?

she would be sooking more than just my fruit gums

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[lone ranger]

she would be sooking more than just my fruit gums

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of all treasures you could spend your sex voucher on you would chose the beige hippo. what is wrong with you Douglas?

 

[rogueleader]

so it turns out Al Jolsen was a over-cooked tan junkie from the central belt , whoda thought it ???