I like the juxtaposition between the romantic nature of the dream and the brutal honesty of his hard-on. What a legend!
that sounds familiar! once he's ****ed her though she'll just be another fake tanned monster like the one you used to shag
big jacko is mental aswell. he's 35 and him and his 18 year old neighbour got a swally when jacko's wife was out and eneded up fonin a hooker round. so they shagged her then got more drunk and the 2 of them conked out bollock naked on the bed with baby oil on the bed guess who walked in? his wife explain that 1.
i'm sure i'd think of something, i work well under pressure i'd open with "thank god you're home!" then improvise from there
there was used johnnies on the floor aswell. no matter u say ur faucked. ur either gay or shaggin hookers