J W Heron the Poet is back

this time just with the cheesiest patter ever, no poems am afraid. this is just copied and pasted from ma inbox so start reading from the bottom ken?

 

i love this guy

 

this **** is comin from the same guy who sings song's about peter tobin bein the king of kings

he's a ****in nutjob

 

he sez her knickers are gettin closer and closer to her ankles eeach day

 

no chance of any pictures of this Goddess Nev??

 

nah av never even seen her. she's probably raw knowin our james

 

So who the **** is this guy Nev

 

1 of ma mates. he's funny as ****, always get a good laff wae him. he's overly horny but and will do anythin to get his hole as u can see.

 

Good on him


I've got a mate like that anaw. Constantly peltin some cow. He goes on those dating websites and is constantly baw deep in fanny the bastard!

 

"exuding beauty from every angle "

I love this stuff