ive just walked past frank lampard by the way

not as tall as i thourght he would be carrying shopping of all things shook his hand as he came out of marks well chuffed aparantly team had been training in manchester today

 

Did you get to finger Christine Bleakley?

 

i think he will be tonight came out with a lot of shopping from marks so suprised see him

 

Was he as fat as they say he is?

 

actually he looked quite thin wearing nice designer gear didnt say much just walked up the street i think he must have come back from heathrow or something if he went what struck me was his big nose made me laugh near him

 

Frank's had a cracking season, to be fair. He must start for England in the Euros, he's got bags of experience.

 

Bet he was chuffed as nuts to put his bags down & meet the legend that is Acworth

 

hes a stuck up ****e didnt say a word

 

Oh, you sure he didnt just think you were trying to steal his shopping? I mean shaking someones hand and not saying anything is pretty creepy.

 

who are you callling big nose ?

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And was he wearing a 'I trained in Manchester T shirt or something? How the **** did you know he trained in Manchester if he didnt say a word? You been sniffing lift fumes again?

 

assuming you told him he was a fat **** that goes out with a dirty horse??

 

It wasn't football training

John Terry's mother fancied a bit of shoplifting and Frank was being instructed on how to be the diversion

 

If Frank Lampard wins us the Euros I will suck his cock for him.