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I've just had one of the most scariest moments of my life 5minutes ago...

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  1. Sign Da Ting

    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    So there I was, eating my burger and chips, browsing not606 in the dining room, reading the usual stories. It was a sunny day, the sky was blue, the weather was nice...

    Then, just as I went for my penultimate bite of my burger I felt a strange presence from the kitchen. I didn't think anything of it and I carried on eating....

    Just as I took my penultimate bite, a four legged creature jumped into my lap. I screamed like a bitch and the plate fell out of my lap. The four legged creature turned out to be a black and white cat... and I don't own any pets.

    The cat must've jumped through my kitchen window... and it quickly scurried off. I'm still shaken from this event.

    Are there any support groups I can phone?
     
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    Sign Da Ting, Mar 30, 2012
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Well this never happened.
     
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  3. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Go G YellowScreen, Mar 30, 2012
  4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Call a lawyer and sue the owner for emotional distress caused by them failing to keep their cat under control
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mar 30, 2012
  5. Sign Da Ting

    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    False.

    Hopefully I can get Max Clifford to be my publicist as well. I don't think I'll be able to go into work for a while.
     
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    'false'

    what kind of burger was it then?
     
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  7. Sign Da Ting

    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    Southern Fried Chicken Burger from Sainsburys.
     
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    Sign Da Ting, Mar 30, 2012
  8. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    how much did it cost?
     
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  9. Sign Da Ting

    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    I don't know. My bird does all the shopping, that's her job in life.
     
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> only messin kunta <ok>
     
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  11. Sign Da Ting

    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    I know... <ok> I'm still shaken though. :(
     
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    Sign Da Ting, Mar 30, 2012
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This fella has his priorities sorted.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 30, 2012
  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I have lived my whole adult life with the continuing inconvenience of pussy jumping right onto my lap; its more of a curse than a blessing.
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 30, 2012
  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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  15. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Not with that user name, he should be doing all the work for **** all.


    Toby<grr>
     
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  16. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    penultimate bite <laugh>
     
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    brb b0t, Mar 30, 2012
  17. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Are you gay ? Complaining about a pussy in your lap !
     
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  18. JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND

    JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND New Member

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    thourght u seen ian dowie on sky sports
     
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    JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND, Mar 30, 2012
  19. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    please log in to view this image
     
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