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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli lasted only 57 minutes in the 2-0 defeat at Dynamo Kiev on Thursday after suffering an allergic reaction to grass. Manager Roberto Mancini said: "He had an allergy and his face was swollen."


    The chairman of a French village football team has been suspended after making an attempt to sign Barcelona's Lionel Messi through official channels after a night out. FC Borne's bid was intercepted by the French Football Federation.

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    Hash., Mar 11, 2011
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    I believe this should happen to you Hash lad, maybe then you can find your true affinty with alcohol and more uppers, ya miserable twat!
     
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    molti kid its done just for you im gonna try sign lionel messi right now <ok>
     
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    I'm allergic to grass, it's called ****ing hay feaver.
     
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    you dont get paid millions to do your job on grass though ........know what they call that in china ? tough **** <laugh>
     
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    Hehe I think the chairman of FC Borne needs a Blue Peter badge for his efforts. Too many glasses of Merlot Mr Chairman? Good signing HASH, 3.3 million? (pop quiz which England striker moved for this amount in his career, last 20 years)
     
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    either emile heskey or alan shearer or one one the other england strikers <ok>

    who was it ?
     
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    Shearer. Southampton to Blackburn. Nice1. Knowledge is the bomb. Tim Lovejoy, CIRCA 2001. <cheers>
     
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    i got shearers autograph years ago england u21s vs ireland u21s didnt even know who he was lol next to it ive just got alan and wen i need to see who he was i checked the team at the back of the program..
     
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    Impressive, great striker Shearer, better than Lineker IMO and I love Gary! Did we bum you 4-0 as usual?
     
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    no ye got a lucky draw ...shearer scored hence why i ran for his autograph ....oh happy days wen u could run on a pitch after the game
     
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