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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Dec 7, 2011.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...they can do it standing up

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    Gambol, Dec 7, 2011
  2. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    sadly it doesn't often have a perfect trajectory and doesn't lend itself to a standing position. Makes for a messy leg. She must have been desperate!
     
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    Hornette_TID, Dec 7, 2011
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Men don't have a perfect trajectory either. Which is why I've never understood why women think it's a good idea to keep anything anywhere near the toilet bowl.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 7, 2011
  4. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    it's why i have tiles on my bathroom floor!
     
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    Hornette_TID, Dec 7, 2011
  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I hate pissing on myself.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 7, 2011
  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    I hate pissing on your mother, but she enjoys it <ok>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 7, 2011

  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> More than likely, you're keeping the flowers on her grave watered.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 7, 2011
  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    watered or withering?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 7, 2011
  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    trailer trash birds have skills apparently.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 7, 2011
  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Depends what you are drinking? Withering if you're pissing out Strongbow on to her.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 7, 2011
  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Are we on about the same woman here, only iv'e been pissing on here for years, even the dandelions have died?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 7, 2011
  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I don't know. I don't even know my mum.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 7, 2011
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Thread killed. Right there.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 7, 2011
  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 7, 2011
  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Maybe she had one of those cup things woman can get. Piss into it and it has a spout that directs the piss away from the leg <thinkyafannies>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Dec 7, 2011
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What the **** are you talkin about?

    Two girls and a cup?
     
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    Gambol, Dec 7, 2011
  17. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    oh yes! Hmm, what are they called. They look like funnels and they help you stand to pee :)....forgot about those..!
     
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    Hornette_TID, Dec 7, 2011
  18. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    You can buy them for her, him, and all the family <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    NATO approved, no less. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 7, 2011
  20. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    yes! That's it, a shewee! Thanks for reminding me, that would have taken me ages! lol
     
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