It's an improvement, she must be warming to me.Good morning Pat
In the summer it was a "****ing worthless little ****".
It's an improvement, she must be warming to me.Good morning Pat
Sticks and stones......,,,.It's an improvement, she must be warming to me.
In the summer it was a "****ing worthless little ****".

Those were his very words.Sticks and stones......,,,.
Also you’ve dropped the “C” bomb you naughty boy!![]()
C#*t would be more appropriateThose were his very words.
I don't mind being called thatC#*t would be more appropriate![]()

Or F*cking C*nt.C#*t would be more appropriate![]()
Or little F*cking C*nt.Or F*cking C*nt.
Or C*nty McC*ntface.Or little F*cking C*nt.
Didn’t think Royston was still here ?Quite right Elfs. This has become a potty mouth threadRemember, ladies present...
Talking of which......Didn’t think Royston was still here ?![]()
That'll cost her £500He looks in for sure. Not606 gets a mention every time he wants to wind me up.
My Lady doth protest too much - he's itching to get back on here and enjoy some bants with the Elf.

Pair of whatThey make a lovely pair…………..

The odd couple.They make a lovely pair…………..
They’ve split up againThe odd couple.