Mr Bruce woke around 5.30 this morning after a sleepless night, no hanky panky for Mrs Bruce last night, Steve had a head ache. He had decided before he went to bed but wanted to sleep on hi decision, it was now time for that phone call. Ellis short was woken from a carefree slumber, he was not happy at being disturbed, âWho the **** is thatâ, he said in an American accent.âIts me Ellie, Stevie likeâ. After Ellie had calmed down, got his butler to make some coffee and one of those bagel things, he felt in a friendlier mood. Steve went on to say he wanted to resign, had had enough and wanted out. This came as a big shock to Ellie, how would it look, a few weeks in his new job as chairman and his manager wanted out, it could not happen, ****ing Quinn would never let him live it down. Why oh why asked Ellie, we are pleased with you and all is going fine, another unbeaten result yesterday tells me we are on the right track. Its the fans Ellie, booing and chanting Bruce oot, not on the ignorant bastards, divnt swear Steve asked Ellie, it is Sunday. Bruce went on, I have given them the best squad ever, got rid of that dirty bugger Bent, daughter shagger, done a great deal on that Baby Jet fella and brought in Elmo, the Egyptian Beckham. On top of all that we finished 10th last term, what more can I do for the ungrateful bas, sorry, its Sunday. Look Stevie baby, lets get things in perspective here, the fans are just there to fill the seats and buy the shirts, they know nothing about being a prem football team, ignore them, I do. We are doing well in the East and I can see a major sponsor coming in from Ryhope. The boxes are thriving with the any 7 items for a fiver meal deal and everyone, yes everyone in Newcastle, a far bigger City, love you. But what about these MON rumours, nee chance said Ellie, seen how much he wants for players, **** that. Steve thanked Ellie, withdrew his offer and will be signing an extended contract next Wednesday. You heard it here first.
Good one Syd.. In the words of Mr Ashley . Shouldn't even joke about this bit. Was Short there yesterday?
Syd is that snippet from your crystal ball, or just a nasty nightmare from that 4 week old iffy pie they sold you at the match, ****ers will de owt for a profit. if Wigan beat us, we will be lucky to have 10.000 for the next home game, however a new manager in place and 40,000 will probably show.
