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it's time to do Monaco

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    ........and talk to yourself.

    Imagine Person: Hello SSK
    SSK: Hi, how you doing?
    IP: Fine what you up to?
    SSK: Nothiing really, just watching "Gotta Dance" on Sky.
    IP: What you watching that for, it's crap.
    SSK: I know it's crap but I've already watched ALL the Deadliest Catch, Gold Digger and Swamp People episodes. They keep saying that they are new episodes but I've seen them all before on other channels.
    IP: Ahhh, I see. Enjoy the dancing.
    SSK: I won't thanks ****er.
    IP: Why are you swearing at me?
    SSK: You hurt my dog you bastard
    IP: He was trying to bite me
    SSK: I'll ****ing bite you in a minute, stay away from my dog.
    IP: OK, sorry
    SSK: You will be

    I'm Lonely
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hi SSK, how are you mate?
     
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  3. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    FFS, you gave me a fright. I wasn't expecting a reply on this forum.

    Doing fine young man. How's my alter ego's nightlife going? I hope we've been shagging a lot???
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Got a Swedish bird on Friday night, didn't ride her, she just played with my cock outside the pub, supposed to be meeting her on Wednesday night for a meal, so I would think I will pump her then. She kept on telling me about all the uniforms she owns, so will probably be worth meeting her.

    Also, I take it you forgot to put an "a" in the thread title?!
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Everybody still up for the lads weekend in Monaco?

    His arse is gonny be ruined. :grin:
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> **** you Snoopy!<grr>
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Bagsy first. I don't want sloppy seconds. Mind you I would ruin him for everyone else.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dammit. I spoiled the surprise.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fair enough ye don't want sloppy seconds, but yer defo gettin snoopy seconds <laugh>
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Where the **** has my original reply about the Swedish bird and SSK missing an "a" in the thread title disappeared to? I have also noticed a couple of people replying and then a few minutes later the same reply gets posted.<ghost>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Now it is back again, something strange is happening on here, I'm ****ing telling you lads.
     
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  12. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Bagsy first. I don't want sloppy seconds. Mind you I would ruin him for everyone else.

    Dammit. I spoiled the surprise.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pish artist. Sober the **** up.
     
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  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Where the **** has my original reply about the Swedish bird and SSK missing an "a" in the thread title disappeared to? I have also noticed a couple of people replying and then a few minutes later the same reply gets posted. <ghost>
     
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  15. SleepySpecialK

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    I'll take sloppy anything.
     
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  16. SleepySpecialK

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    Stop your ****ing greeting. The big bad bond baddie is waiting for you in the casino. Get a move on.
     
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  17. monacoger

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    Weirdos
     
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  18. LEROY FER 10

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    I don`t want to bum you that`s weird....A nosh maybe ?
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Batty boy thread, I'm off

    Edit - pud shouldn't you be in here you fudge packing sweaty
     
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