It's okay, I've brought my own flamethrower

Says Balotelli.............

MARIO Balotelli has assured the Liverpool management that he has all the equipment he needs.

The Italian striker said he was delighted with his £16m move to Anfield and looked forward to combining his love of flamethrowers with whatever the Liverpool fans would like him to set on fire.

Manager Brendan Rodgers said: “We have no chance of winning the league so this will at least help the season to fly by.

“It was very difficult dealing with Luis Suarez last year, so I was relieved and happy when Mario said that at some point he is going to need a horse. I’ve said I’ll think about it.”

Balotelli will be unveiled at Anfield later today and will then give the fans a demonstration in the ‘art of flamethrowing’.

The striker added: “It didn’t come with instructions.”


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...-own-flamethrower-say-balotelli-2014082289795

 

Sympathy post

 

Disappointing to hear Rodgers give up on the league but top 4 must be the priority

 

If he wanted to get the fire going he should have gone to Stoke.

 

Ouch.


Or Burnley.























Sorry, but if I hadn't someone else would.

 

I hear MK Dons were on fire recently . . .

 

Sympathy post

 

Blackburn? #racism